Caroline Guitar Co. Hawaiian Pizza Fuzz Pedal

The Komodo Dragon of the mariguanas, the Hawaiian Pizza is the apex predator of the Planet of the Vapes.

Your quest for toanz have brought you to our HAWAIIAN PIZZA: a bespoke artisanal blockchain of handcrafted tone, the sonic equivalent of a forbidden delicacy, all from just three knobs and the truth*.

They discovered this circuit in the discarded manila file folders of our old multinational overlords, the Caroline Corporation, alongside all kinds of very 1970s corporate villainy and sci-fi plans for world domination.

*(its really a fuzz, but a really versatile one)